...but you smell of sh*t, Emma"
she doesnt, she smells lovely...the biUtch.
1.Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
help them
2.Your best friend tells you he's really a woman/shes really a man - what do u say?
"...show me your wang"
3.When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
today :')
4.What is the last thing you spent money on?
a strawberry milkshake
5.Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
I never seem to lose or gain this year, which sucks major arse
6. Cheesy or cool doritos?
cool. cheesy ones smell of feet
7. The first person on your friends list called you a twat. what would you say?
"bitch"
8. Congratulations! you just had a son, whats his name?
Oliver
9.Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Juno
10.What are you craving right now?
love
11.What was the last thing you cried about?
i missed someone, but it certainly WASNT whilst i was listening to Elton John...
12.When you buy something and your change is 2 pence, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
keep it
13.What colour are your socks?
black
14.Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
there isnt a fan, but if there was, yes it'd have dust on it
15.What is the last voicemail you received about?
"call me, bitch"
16.Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook before?
yes
17.Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
when my nan had a heart attack
18.Do you wear a name tag at work?
no
19.What kind of car do you want?
one free with a 24hr driver
20.What do you order when you go to Starbucks?
caramel cream frappachino
21.Have you ever had a garage sale?
when i was 7 my friends down my road and i tried, but failed
22.What color is your ipod?
silver
23.What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
lager...ergh
24.Are you happy right now?
im alright
25.Who came over last?
owl
26.Do you drink beer?
at parties theres always tons, so owl and i being underage and pikey, take smartprice lemonade to the party and make shandy...
27.Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
yes
28. What is your favorite key on your key ring?
the one to my front-front door. the shiny one
29.What was the last movie you watched?
the wrestler
30.What is in your pocket?
lipgloss, train ticket, college id card, 16-25 train card and a few loose coins
31.Who introduced you to your gf/bf/husband/wife?
mrs archibald in year 3
32.Where do you hurt?
my thigh
33.Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
yeah
34.What's something fun you did today?
bugged emma all day
35.What is your favorite aisle at Asda?
the bread one. it smells good and i always seem to see people i know there
36.When is your birthday
april 30th
37.Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
nah
38.How many cities in the UK have u been too?
a fair few, i dont count to be honest
39.What kind of milk do you drink?
none. milk is vile
40.What are you going to do after this?
go to bed, watch sex and the city and cry
41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
emma and gina
42.What is something you need to go shopping for?
a card
43.Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
no
44.What kind of car do your parents drive?
...a blue one
45. Are you rich?
no
47.What color is your couch?
beige and brown. so sexy
48.What famous person do you look like?
bam margera
49.Does someone like you right now?
yes
50.Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would it be possitive or negative?
hahaha
negative
51.Flap jack or Shortbread
flapjack
52.Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
my uncle
53.What are your plans for the weekend?
was a party, but it was cancelled cause people kept dying in our town. imma book a hair cut probs
54.Do you like the colour green?
fave <3
55.Who was the last person to send you an text message?
verity
56.Last restaurant you went to?
err iunno. pizza hut?
57.How many hours did you sleep for last night?
bout 5
58.Do you swear in front of your parents?
yes
59.Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
im texting verity...maybe her
60.Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
yes
61.What is your ringtone?
Place Your Hands - Reef
62.What were you doing at midnight last night?
saying goodbye to rob
