If you recognised the name of this post youve most likely read my first post of ridiculous things my younger brother Jack says. If not, read them here: http://haha-hannah.blog.co.uk/2009/01/21/i-give-you-jack-5420731/

JJ

I give you Jack, part 2:

*Mother hangs up phone*
Jack - Who was it?
Mum -- Just one of those 'youve won a holiday' things
Jack - Oh yeah, they rang earlier but I threw up
Me --- What!?
Jack - ...Hung up

Jack - I'd love to be a housewife.

Mum -- Jack!
Jack - What?!
Mum -- Stop hoovering the dog!
Jack - She likes it!

Mum -- That's a nice picture of you both
Jack - No it's not. Hannah looks like Bam Marg...the one she likes off Jackass, and I look like Freddie Mercury/JJ off Skins
Mum -- Whic...
Jack - The boy not as good looking as the other two
Mum -- Oh, but you always look like hi...
Jack - Don't even say it

George - She's so moody, I think she's on her period
Jack --- Ah mate its just tough for her, she's mourning the death of her egg

Me --- My eyes just look so much better with eyeliner
Jack - *mumbling* Mine too
Mum -- What?
Jack - Um...I like your top
Mum -- These are my work clothes, Jack
Jack - ...I'm going upstairs

Jack - I'm washing up, bring the glasses in your room down
Me --- Yeah, okay
*10 minutes passes*
Jack - Hannah!
Me --- What?
Jack - Bring those glasses down or I'll fill your mouth with fairy liquid and make you clean it with your tongue!

Jack - What do my legs look like?
Dad -- Skinny as fuck
Jack - Perfect

Jack - Do you ever like, look at shop mannequins and feel sorry for them because all they do is stand in windows all day, being plastic, wearing clothes with the labels still in?
Me -- ...What are you about?
Jack - ...I..dont know