Owl and I met Alan Carr at a book signing. He is an actual leg-end.
We were given post its to write on what we wanted him to write in our books. I had no idea what I wanted him to write so Owl wrote on it for me, and then refused to show it too me so had to wait until it was signed before I could read it. Shes lovely like that... ¬_¬
Owl didnt buy a book as the tit forgot her money and she was annoyed she might not be able to get anything signed, so I stole one of the signs from inside the store for him to write on, because we're whsmiths theives, obviously.
After about half hour of queing, which was shorter than we originally thought it would be, we reached the front of the que and met him. It went like this;
Alan: Hello girls!
Owl: Hiii
Me: Hiii
*alan opens my book and reads the post it note aloud*
Alan: 'To Hannah, I like your big face, Alan'
*Owl literally dies of laughter*
Alan: hahha, you havent got a big face dear!
Me: Yes I have *smiles widely*
Alan: Oh alright then, I was just being polite haha
I laugh and owl slightly recovers from her laughing fit, he signs Owls card and we get our picture taken
TAH DAHHH!!
