We'll twat you up bitches.
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
when lani and hannah fall in water, lani and hannah dont get wet. water gets lani and hannah
Lani; says:
when god said let there be light, hannah and lani said say please
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
lani and hannah dont believe in germany
Lani; says:
hannah and lani are not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of hannah and lani
hannah ...i saw you smiling says:
lani and hannah CAN believe its not butter
Lani; says:
when hannah and lani do press ups, theyre not pushing themselves up, theyre pushing the earth down
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
if lani and hannah have £5, and you have £5, lani and hannah have more money than you
Lani; says:
death had a near hannah and lani experience
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
there is no such thing as global warming. lani and hannah were cold, so they turned the sun up
Lani; says:
time waits for no man; apart from hannah and lani
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
lani and hannah are currently suing myspace for taking the name of what they call everything around you
Lani; says:
hannah and lani can slam revolving doors
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
if at first you don't succeed, you're not lani and hannah
Lani; says:
hannah and lani drive an icecream truck covered in skulls
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
the bible was originally titled "lani, hannah and friends"
Lani; says:
hannah and lani can win connect four in three moves
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
google won't search for lani and hannah because it knows you don't find lani and hannah, they find you
Lani; says:
if you spell hannah and lani in scrabble you win, forever
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
lani and hannah dont read books. they stare them down until they get the information they want
Lani; says:
hannah and lani can divide by zero
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
everybody loves raymond. except lani and hannah
Lani; says:
on their birthday hannah and lani select one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
lani and hannah dont wear watches, they decide what time it is
Lani; says:
hannah and lani *can* touch mc hammer
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
there are three types of people in the world... people that suck, and lani and hannah
Lani; says:
there is in fact an 'i' in hannah and lani, but no 'team', ever.
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
182,000 americans die from lani and hannah-related accidents every year.
Lani; says:
hannah and lani dont step on toes, they step on necks
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
aliens DO indeed exist. they just know better than to visit a planet that lani and hannah are on
Lani; says:
hannah and lani did in fact build Rome in a day
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
we live in an expanding universe. all of it is trying to get away from lani and hannah
Lani; says:
hannah and lani do not own a house, they walk into random houses and people move.
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
lani and hannah are not politically correct. they are just correct. always.
Lani; says:
hannah and lani CAN judge a book by its cover
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
count from one to ten. that's how long it would take lani and hannah to kill you...fourty seven times
Lani; says:
hannah and lani dont play the lottery, it doesnt have not nearly enough balls
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
when lani and hannah want an egg, they crack open a chicken
Lani; says:
hannah and lani destroyed the periodic table, the only element they recognise is the element of surprise
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
lani and hannah CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. and they can do it with one hand
Lani; says:
hannah and lani got there drivers liscence at the age of sixteen. Seconds
hannah. ...i saw you smiling says:
the only thing that can cut lani and hannah, is lani and hannah
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I think there's a comedic novel somewhere in there trying to escape!